Quote of the day

"It's good when you still find a nice old British tradition, then: a warm and flavourful ale, a black cab with a brilliant driver, or a newspaper article shot through with unconscious language prejudice."

- Johnson, explaining that you can't LOSE an accent, you can only train yourself in another one ("Only the mute have no accent.")

Quote of the day

If Moses showed up as a Republican candidate you'd get headlines like:

"How many drowned during that Red Sea crossing? Cover up?"
or
"Mana from Heaven laced with deadly preservatives"

- Chucklepants